Alexandra, hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻike mai iaʻu?
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
ʻO ke kai, ke kauwela, ka blonde e omo ana i ka penis - aloha! Laki wau i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi pākeʻe me aʻu, inā ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke olohelohe i loko o ke one a me nā pōhaku - ʻaʻohe o kāua mau kaʻa! Pono au e hele i kahakai i ke kauwela aʻe e ʻimi ai i kaʻu blonde.
Ke makemake ʻoe
ʻAʻole ia he pana maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole. Hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i kaʻu moe ponoʻī me kaʻu wahine i ko mākou wā ʻōpiopio. Ua maʻemaʻe a mālama pono nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole naʻe lākou i paʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka hopena, pehea ke kanaka i komo ai i loko o ke kaikamahine.
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ʻO wai ʻaʻole?